Call my slumpy

I am in a boyfriend slump. I haven’t had one in months and I’m starting to think something is seriously wrong with me. I don’t think I’m ugly but no guys seem to have any interest in me either. I want to change up my look. I was reading about easy ways to do that and have come up with two things. First I want to get a haircut. I have longer hair name and am going to cut like six inches off. I also want to get some no prescription colored contacts. I think if I have blue eyes that might make a difference. I told my brother Craig about my plans and he thinks I’m crazy but what does he know. He’s married and doesn’t have to worry about finding anybody. I guess I should also hit up the gym a little more than I have been doing. I could stand to lose a good ten pounds at least.